I laughed and asked (in disbelief), "You don't have integrity?"
No, she insisted. We used to have integrity but we don't now. Then she burst out laughing when she realized what I was asking. They don't use a program called "Integrity" in the office. Who knows what the name of the new program is: Dishonor? Dishonesty? No, I doubt it but it was a good laugh.
I think this is the election of a lifetime and a good one to launch the civic duty phase of my life.